Umber's Crayon

Umber's Crayon
LSU, is clearly the coolest man alive. He's not even a man yet, and he contains so much cool he's used for antifreeze. Shit's fucking wicked, kids. Don't try to be this cool at home unless you be gay then it's fine, my boys.

Clearly, such a man is known for his great intellect, his consistently funny wit, and his utmost honoring banter scales to that of God and Stephen Hawking saying they don't exist. You don't exist. But I do.

Now, LSU, this motherfucking Umbreon, gotta have some good taste, right? Yeah. He does alright. He loves that Homestuck and that Nuclear Throne. He needs no phone, no home, no bread, just a bag of severed heads and his nuclear gay.

Now did I all along and go mention that I absolutely love the Bee Movie and Corey in that shitty house? Bee Movie, its script is so rich in funny humor and historical references that no typical, even smarter-than-average viewers will never understand in their whole lives. LSU, on the other hand, understands all of them. ALL. OF. TH8M.

Now, there's not much else to talk about apart from whatever the fuck else. His homestuck classpect is that of the Hero of Hope, and prefers himself to either be a Thief or a Prince of Hopebound heroics and justifications. Not only is his classpect the same to that of Eridan Ampora's, but he is also an Aquarius, and possessing the lunar sway of Derse.

Not much else can be said here. This guy's lit.